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课堂上，漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释：“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”，“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明，请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明：我家经济条件不太好，只能住40平米的乳房。
老师：（我晕）……这个不行……换一个。
小明：我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师：（晕死）……不行……再换一个。
小明：……老师，我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师：……
小明又出现了……
老师：“多位数减法，遇到低位数不够减时，就向高位数去借。”
小明：“高位数不借怎么办？”
老师：“你出去..！
老师讲圣经，讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师：你确定？
老师说：确定。
小明：那鱼呢？
老师：你出去！
老师突然发话：“好，谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题，就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的？”
“我扔的！那我回家了啊……”
老师出对联“国兴旺，家兴旺，国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏，地恢宏，天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的，他妈的，你他妈的”。
老师：“你出去！”
老师说：“猪是一种很有用的动物，它的肉可以吃，它的皮可以做皮革，它的毛可以佬刷子，现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗？”
“老师，”小明答，“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师：“请大家想象一下，假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里，而有一条正准备要吃你，你该怎么办？”
小明：“这还不简单！马上停止想象就行。”
历史课，老师问小明：你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗？
小明答道：我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇，问他说什么。
小明：这草有毒.....
课堂上，漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释：“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”，“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明，请你用“乳”字造个句。 小明：我家经济条件不太好，只能住40平米的乳房。 老师：（我晕）……这个不行……换一个。 小明：我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。 老师：（晕死）……不行……再换一个。 小明：……老师，我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。 老师：…… 小明又出现了……老师：“多位数减法，遇到低位数不够减时，就向高位数去借。”小明：“高位数不借怎么办？”老师：“你出去..！老师讲圣经，讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。小明问老师：你确定？老师说：确定。小明：那鱼呢？老师：你出去！老师突然发话：“好，谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题，就能直接下课回家。”小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。“是谁扔的？”“我扔的！那我回家了啊……”老师：……老师出对联“国兴旺，家兴旺，国家兴旺”。班长对下联“天恢宏，地恢宏，天地恢弘”。小明对的下联是“你妈的，他妈的，你他妈的”。老师：“你出去！”老师说：“猪是一种很有用的动物，它的肉可以吃，它的皮可以做皮革，它的毛可以佬刷子，现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗？”“老师，”小明答，“它的名字可以骂人。”老师：“你出去！”老师：“请大家想象一下，假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里，而有一条正准备要吃你，你该怎么办？”小明：“这还不简单！马上停止想象就行。”老师：“你出去！”历史课，老师问小明：你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗？小明答道：我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。老师很好奇，问他说什么。小明：这草有毒.....老师：你出去！
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课堂上，漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释：“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”，“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明，请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明：我家经济条件不太好，只能住40平米的乳房。
老师：（我晕）……这个不行……换一个。
小明：我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师：（晕死）……不行……再换一个。
小明：……老师，我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师：……
小明又出现了……
老师：“多位数减法，遇到低位数不够减时，就向高位数去借。”
小明：“高位数不借怎么办？”
老师：“你出去..！
老师讲圣经，讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师：你确定？
老师说：确定。
小明：那鱼呢？
老师：你出去！
老师突然发话：“好，谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题，就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的？”
“我扔的！那我回家了啊……”
老师：……
老师出对联“国兴旺，家兴旺，国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏，地恢宏，天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的，他妈的，你他妈的”。
老师：“你出去！”
老师说：“猪是一种很有用的动物，它的肉可以吃，它的皮可以做皮革，它的毛可以佬刷子，现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗？”
“老师，”小明答，“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师：“你出去！”
老师：“请大家想象一下，假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里，而有一条正准备要吃你，你该怎么办？”
小明：“这还不简单！马上停止想象就行。”
老师：“你出去！”
历史课，老师问小明：你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗？
小明答道：我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇，问他说什么。
小明：这草有毒.....
老师：你出去！
课堂上，漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释：“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”，“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明，请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明：我家经济条件不太好，只能住40平米的乳房。
老师：（我晕）……这个不行……换一个。
小明：我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师：（晕死）……不行……再换一个。
小明：……老师，我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师：……
小明又出现了……
老师：“多位数减法，遇到低位数不够减时，就向高位数去借。”
小明：“高位数不借怎么办？”
老师：“你出去..！
老师讲圣经，讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师：你确定？
老师说：确定。
小明：那鱼呢？
老师：你出去！
老师突然发话：“好，谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题，就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的？”
“我扔的！那我回家了啊……”
老师：……
老师出对联“国兴旺，家兴旺，国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏，地恢宏，天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的，他妈的，你他妈的”。
老师：“你出去！”
老师说：“猪是一种很有用的动物，它的肉可以吃，它的皮可以做皮革，它的毛可以佬刷子，现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗？”
“老师，”小明答，“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师：“你出去！”
老师：“请大家想象一下，假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里，而有一条正准备要吃你，你该怎么办？”
小明：“这还不简单！马上停止想象就行。”
老师：“你出去！”
历史课，老师问小明：你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗？
小明答道：我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇，问他说什么。
小明：这草有毒.....
老师：你出去！
课堂上，漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释：“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”，“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明，请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明：我家经济条件不太好，只能住40平米的乳房。
老师：（我晕）……这个不行……换一个。
小明：我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师：（晕死）……不行……再换一个。
小明：……老师，我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师：……
小明又出现了……
老师：“多位数减法，遇到低位数不够减时，就向高位数去借。”
小明：“高位数不借怎么办？”
老师：“你出去..！
老师讲圣经，讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师：你确定？
老师说：确定。
小明：那鱼呢？
老师：你出去！
老师突然发话：“好，谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题，就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的？”
“我扔的！那我回家了啊……”
老师：……
老师出对联“国兴旺，家兴旺，国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏，地恢宏，天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的，他妈的，你他妈的”。
老师：“你出去！”
老师说：“猪是一种很有用的动物，它的肉可以吃，它的皮可以做皮革，它的毛可以佬刷子，现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗？”
“老师，”小明答，“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师：“你出去！”
老师：“请大家想象一下，假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里，而有一条正准备要吃你，你该怎么办？”
小明：“这还不简单！马上停止想象就行。”
老师：“你出去！”
历史课，老师问小明：你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗？
小明答道：我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇，问他说什么。
小明：这草有毒.....
老师：你出去！
课堂上，漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释：“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”，“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明，请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明：我家经济条件不太好，只能住40平米的乳房。
老师：（我晕）……这个不行……换一个。
小明：我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师：（晕死）……不行……再换一个。
小明：……老师，我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师：……
小明又出现了……
老师：“多位数减法，遇到低位数不够减时，就向高位数去借。”
小明：“高位数不借怎么办？”
老师：“你出去..！
老师讲圣经，讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师：你确定？
老师说：确定。
小明：那鱼呢？
老师：你出去！
老师突然发话：“好，谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题，就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的？”
“我扔的！那我回家了啊……”
老师：……
老师出对联“国兴旺，家兴旺，国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏，地恢宏，天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的，他妈的，你他妈的”。
老师：“你出去！”
老师说：“猪是一种很有用的动物，它的肉可以吃，它的皮可以做皮革，它的毛可以佬刷子，现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗？”
“老师，”小明答，“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师：“你出去！”
老师：“请大家想象一下，假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里，而有一条正准备要吃你，你该怎么办？”
小明：“这还不简单！马上停止想象就行。”
老师：“你出去！”
历史课，老师问小明：你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗？
小明答道：我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇，问他说什么。
小明：这草有毒.....
老师：你出去！
课堂上，漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释：“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”，“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明，请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明：我家经济条件不太好，只能住40平米的乳房。
老师：（我晕）……这个不行……换一个。
小明：我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师：（晕死）……不行……再换一个。
小明：……老师，我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师：……
小明又出现了……
老师：“多位数减法，遇到低位数不够减时，就向高位数去借。”
小明：“高位数不借怎么办？”
老师：“你出去..！
老师讲圣经，讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师：你确定？
老师说：确定。
小明：那鱼呢？
老师：你出去！
老师突然发话：“好，谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题，就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的？”
“我扔的！那我回家了啊……”
老师：……
老师出对联“国兴旺，家兴旺，国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏，地恢宏，天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的，他妈的，你他妈的”。
老师：“你出去！”
老师说：“猪是一种很有用的动物，它的肉可以吃，它的皮可以做皮革，它的毛可以佬刷子，现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗？”
“老师，”小明答，“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师：“你出去！”
老师：“请大家想象一下，假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里，而有一条正准备要吃你，你该怎么办？”
小明：“这还不简单！马上停止想象就行。”
老师：“你出去！”
历史课，老师问小明：你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗？
小明答道：我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇，问他说什么。
小明：这草有毒.....
老师：你出去！
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