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课堂上,漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释:“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”,“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明,请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明:我家经济条件不太好,只能住40平米的乳房。
老师:(我晕)……这个不行……换一个。
小明:我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师:(晕死)……不行……再换一个。
小明:……老师,我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师:……
小明又出现了……
老师:“多位数减法,遇到低位数不够减时,就向高位数去借。”
小明:“高位数不借怎么办?”
老师:“你出去..!
老师讲圣经,讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师:你确定?
老师说:确定。
小明:那鱼呢?
老师:你出去!
老师突然发话:“好,谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题,就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的?”
“我扔的!那我回家了啊……”
老师出对联“国兴旺,家兴旺,国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏,地恢宏,天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的,他妈的,你他妈的”。
老师:“你出去!”
老师说:“猪是一种很有用的动物,它的肉可以吃,它的皮可以做皮革,它的毛可以佬刷子,现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗?”
“老师,”小明答,“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师:“请大家想象一下,假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里,而有一条正准备要吃你,你该怎么办?”
小明:“这还不简单!马上停止想象就行。”
历史课,老师问小明:你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗?
小明答道:我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇,问他说什么。
小明:这草有毒.....
课堂上,漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释:“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”,“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明,请你用“乳”字造个句。 小明:我家经济条件不太好,只能住40平米的乳房。 老师:(我晕)……这个不行……换一个。 小明:我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。 老师:(晕死)……不行……再换一个。 小明:……老师,我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。 老师:…… 小明又出现了……老师:“多位数减法,遇到低位数不够减时,就向高位数去借。”小明:“高位数不借怎么办?”老师:“你出去..!老师讲圣经,讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。小明问老师:你确定?老师说:确定。小明:那鱼呢?老师:你出去!老师突然发话:“好,谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题,就能直接下课回家。”小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。“是谁扔的?”“我扔的!那我回家了啊……”老师:……老师出对联“国兴旺,家兴旺,国家兴旺”。班长对下联“天恢宏,地恢宏,天地恢弘”。小明对的下联是“你妈的,他妈的,你他妈的”。老师:“你出去!”老师说:“猪是一种很有用的动物,它的肉可以吃,它的皮可以做皮革,它的毛可以佬刷子,现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗?”“老师,”小明答,“它的名字可以骂人。”老师:“你出去!”老师:“请大家想象一下,假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里,而有一条正准备要吃你,你该怎么办?”小明:“这还不简单!马上停止想象就行。”老师:“你出去!”历史课,老师问小明:你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗?小明答道:我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。老师很好奇,问他说什么。小明:这草有毒.....老师:你出去!
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课堂上,漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释:“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”,“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明,请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明:我家经济条件不太好,只能住40平米的乳房。
老师:(我晕)……这个不行……换一个。
小明:我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师:(晕死)……不行……再换一个。
小明:……老师,我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师:……
小明又出现了……
老师:“多位数减法,遇到低位数不够减时,就向高位数去借。”
小明:“高位数不借怎么办?”
老师:“你出去..!
老师讲圣经,讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师:你确定?
老师说:确定。
小明:那鱼呢?
老师:你出去!
老师突然发话:“好,谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题,就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的?”
“我扔的!那我回家了啊……”
老师:……
老师出对联“国兴旺,家兴旺,国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏,地恢宏,天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的,他妈的,你他妈的”。
老师:“你出去!”
老师说:“猪是一种很有用的动物,它的肉可以吃,它的皮可以做皮革,它的毛可以佬刷子,现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗?”
“老师,”小明答,“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师:“你出去!”
老师:“请大家想象一下,假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里,而有一条正准备要吃你,你该怎么办?”
小明:“这还不简单!马上停止想象就行。”
老师:“你出去!”
历史课,老师问小明:你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗?
小明答道:我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇,问他说什么。
小明:这草有毒.....
老师:你出去!
课堂上,漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释:“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”,“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明,请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明:我家经济条件不太好,只能住40平米的乳房。
老师:(我晕)……这个不行……换一个。
小明:我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师:(晕死)……不行……再换一个。
小明:……老师,我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师:……
小明又出现了……
老师:“多位数减法,遇到低位数不够减时,就向高位数去借。”
小明:“高位数不借怎么办?”
老师:“你出去..!
老师讲圣经,讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师:你确定?
老师说:确定。
小明:那鱼呢?
老师:你出去!
老师突然发话:“好,谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题,就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的?”
“我扔的!那我回家了啊……”
老师:……
老师出对联“国兴旺,家兴旺,国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏,地恢宏,天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的,他妈的,你他妈的”。
老师:“你出去!”
老师说:“猪是一种很有用的动物,它的肉可以吃,它的皮可以做皮革,它的毛可以佬刷子,现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗?”
“老师,”小明答,“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师:“你出去!”
老师:“请大家想象一下,假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里,而有一条正准备要吃你,你该怎么办?”
小明:“这还不简单!马上停止想象就行。”
老师:“你出去!”
历史课,老师问小明:你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗?
小明答道:我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇,问他说什么。
小明:这草有毒.....
老师:你出去!
课堂上,漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释:“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”,“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明,请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明:我家经济条件不太好,只能住40平米的乳房。
老师:(我晕)……这个不行……换一个。
小明:我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师:(晕死)……不行……再换一个。
小明:……老师,我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师:……
小明又出现了……
老师:“多位数减法,遇到低位数不够减时,就向高位数去借。”
小明:“高位数不借怎么办?”
老师:“你出去..!
老师讲圣经,讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师:你确定?
老师说:确定。
小明:那鱼呢?
老师:你出去!
老师突然发话:“好,谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题,就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的?”
“我扔的!那我回家了啊……”
老师:……
老师出对联“国兴旺,家兴旺,国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏,地恢宏,天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的,他妈的,你他妈的”。
老师:“你出去!”
老师说:“猪是一种很有用的动物,它的肉可以吃,它的皮可以做皮革,它的毛可以佬刷子,现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗?”
“老师,”小明答,“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师:“你出去!”
老师:“请大家想象一下,假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里,而有一条正准备要吃你,你该怎么办?”
小明:“这还不简单!马上停止想象就行。”
老师:“你出去!”
历史课,老师问小明:你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗?
小明答道:我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇,问他说什么。
小明:这草有毒.....
老师:你出去!
课堂上,漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释:“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”,“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明,请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明:我家经济条件不太好,只能住40平米的乳房。
老师:(我晕)……这个不行……换一个。
小明:我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师:(晕死)……不行……再换一个。
小明:……老师,我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师:……
小明又出现了……
老师:“多位数减法,遇到低位数不够减时,就向高位数去借。”
小明:“高位数不借怎么办?”
老师:“你出去..!
老师讲圣经,讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师:你确定?
老师说:确定。
小明:那鱼呢?
老师:你出去!
老师突然发话:“好,谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题,就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的?”
“我扔的!那我回家了啊……”
老师:……
老师出对联“国兴旺,家兴旺,国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏,地恢宏,天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的,他妈的,你他妈的”。
老师:“你出去!”
老师说:“猪是一种很有用的动物,它的肉可以吃,它的皮可以做皮革,它的毛可以佬刷子,现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗?”
“老师,”小明答,“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师:“你出去!”
老师:“请大家想象一下,假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里,而有一条正准备要吃你,你该怎么办?”
小明:“这还不简单!马上停止想象就行。”
老师:“你出去!”
历史课,老师问小明:你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗?
小明答道:我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇,问他说什么。
小明:这草有毒.....
老师:你出去!
课堂上,漂亮女老师严肃地给小朋友解释:“乳”就是“小”的意思。比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”,“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。小明,请你用“乳”字造个句。
小明:我家经济条件不太好,只能住40平米的乳房。
老师:(我晕)……这个不行……换一个。
小明:我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。
老师:(晕死)……不行……再换一个。
小明:……老师,我实在想不出来了。把我的乳头都想破了。
老师:……
小明又出现了……
老师:“多位数减法,遇到低位数不够减时,就向高位数去借。”
小明:“高位数不借怎么办?”
老师:“你出去..!
老师讲圣经,讲到大洪水把地球上生物全淹死了。
小明问老师:你确定?
老师说:确定。
小明:那鱼呢?
老师:你出去!
老师突然发话:“好,谁要是能答出我问的下一个问题,就能直接下课回家。”
小明当即把书包往窗外一扔。
“是谁扔的?”
“我扔的!那我回家了啊……”
老师:……
老师出对联“国兴旺,家兴旺,国家兴旺”。
班长对下联“天恢宏,地恢宏,天地恢弘”。
小明对的下联是“你妈的,他妈的,你他妈的”。
老师:“你出去!”
老师说:“猪是一种很有用的动物,它的肉可以吃,它的皮可以做皮革,它的毛可以佬刷子,现在有谁说得出它还有其他用途吗?”
“老师,”小明答,“它的名字可以骂人。”
老师:“你出去!”
老师:“请大家想象一下,假如你在一个有恐龙的世界里,而有一条正准备要吃你,你该怎么办?”
小明:“这还不简单!马上停止想象就行。”
老师:“你出去!”
历史课,老师问小明:你知道李时珍的著作是什么吗?
小明答道:我不知道他的著作但是我知道他死前最后一句话说的是什么。
老师很好奇,问他说什么。
小明:这草有毒.....
老师:你出去!
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